The Great Fire Sale, Hot Sauces and Pepper Extracts
THIS IS A NOT A STORE. I ONLY HAVE ONE OF EACH SAUCE.
The time has come for me to part with my beloved hot sauce collection. There are over 350 sauces and extracts that I have collected for the past decade or so. I will warn you that some of the extracts are extremely hot (millions of Scoville units) so they should all be handled with care, latex gloves might be a good idea.
These have all been kept out of direct sunlight so all the labels are in really great shape. These should NOT be consumed, they are for collecting purposes only - so don’t go getting any funny ideas about having a contest to see who can choke down the hottest sauce. Also, some of the bottles are past their shelf date and I don’t want anyone getting sick so if you do decide to eat the stuff and get a tummy ache, don't come crying to me, walk it off.
Terms and Conditions
The Nitty Gritty of the Transaction
The asking price is listed below next to each item. In most cases the price shown is reflective of what I actually paid, in some cases the asking price is more in line with their current value as hard to find, sought after collectibles.
I would prefer to sell the collection in portions, but will also consider selling individual bottles. I will only reply to messages with genuine offers. Lowball offers will be summarily deleted. Before making an offer, check the item list below for availability as some items pictured above may have been sold.
Payment is via PayPal, sorry no checks. Items will be shipped USPS first class insured. No international sales or shipping. Paypal and shipping fees will be added to the final cost of all transactions.
Please include the total price for all the sauces you are interested in purchasing in the Offer field and list every sauce that you would like to buy in the Message field. Also include your mailing zip code in the Message field as well so I can estimate shipping.
List o’ Sauces and Extracts
258 Available / 114 Sold - Updated: April 23, 2012
| $3 Bill Sauce | $3.00 |
| A Little Nukey Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Acid Rain #10 | $20.00 |
| Alberta Crude Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Amana General Store, Fire Roasted Habanero Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Amana General Store, Good and Evil Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Amazon Four Sauce Pack | $6.00 |
| ANALize This | $2.50 |
| Arizona Gun Slinger Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Asbirin Extra Strength | $3.00 |
| Asbirin Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Ass Blaster Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Ass in Antartica Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Ass in Space Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Ass in the Tub Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Ass In The Tub Special Reserve Armageddon | $10.00 |
| Ass Reaper Hot Sauce | $5.50 |
| Assplosion | $2.50 |
| Baboon Ass - Habañero Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Backfire Peppa Sauce | $3.00 |
| Bad Day at Baghdad! Saddam’s Final Warning | $3.50 |
| Banana Heat Wave | $2.50 |
| Beyond Smoked Bones Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Bite Me! Chipotle Sauce | $3.00 |
| Blair’s 4 A.M. Reserve - Signed #936 w/box | $400.00 |
| Blair’s 5 A.M. Reserve - Signed #34 w/box | $500.00 |
| Blair’s 6 A.M. Reserve - Signed #20 w/box | $600.00 |
| Blair’s After Death Sauce, circa 1993 Signed | $100.00 |
| Blair’s Hemp ’n Hot Sauce w/ Hackey Sack | $25.00 |
| Blair’s Mega Death Sauce, Preproduction Limited Edition - #37 of 73 | $150.00 |
| Blairs Possible Side Effects Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Blair’s Smokin’ Hot Pot w/ Hackey Sack | $25.00 |
| Blazing Blow Job | $2.50 |
| Blow Me! Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Bomb Laden - Mad Blast | $3.00 |
| Bomb Saddam - Mad Blast Habañero Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Brand New Asshole Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Bunker Buster Shock N Awe Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Burn Rate Habañero Hot Sauce | $4.50 |
| Butt Burner | $2.00 |
| Butt Twister Butt-Blazin’ Fire Sauce | $3.00 |
| Buttplug Relief Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Café Louisiane Hotter ’n Hell Sauce | $2.50 |
| Café Tequila Cayenne Red | $6.00 |
| Café Tequila Citrus Habañero Hot Sauce | $6.00 |
| Café Tequila Creamy Jalapeño Hot Sauce | $6.00 |
| Cajohns The Legend | $20.00 |
| Candy Ass Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Captain Redbeard’s Olde Florida Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Captain Redbeard’s Sharkbite Habañero Pepper Sauce | $2.50 |
| Celebrity Hot Sauce, Gates of Hell Garlic Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Celebrity Hot Sauce, Jacko Juice | $4.00 |
| Celebrity Hot Sauce, Martha’s Private Stock Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Celebrity Hot Sauce, Pete’s You Bet Your Ass Jalapeño Sauce | $4.00 |
| Celebrity Hot Sauce, Wynona Too Hot to Handle | $4.00 |
| Chile Addicts Revenge | $4.00 |
| Chile North Ice Hot LTD Hot Sauce Piquante - Signed 2003, #149 | $40.00 |
| Chit’s Spicy Chit | $2.50 |
| Cock Sucker Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Collection Africa - Jungle Safari | $3.00 |
| Collection Africa - VooDoo | $3.00 |
| Collection Africa - Zulu Open Fire | $3.00 |
| Colon Blow | $3.00 |
| Colon Cleaner | $3.00 |
| Colonel Condom’s Hot Jerk Sauce | $3.50 |
| Cool Million Pepper Extract - Signed 2002, #175 | $25.00 |
| Crazy Jerry’s Brain Damage (From Box Set) | $3.00 |
| Crazy Jerry’s Devil’s Brew (From Box Set) | $2.50 |
| Crazy Jerry’s Mustard Gas | $4.00 |
| Crazy Jerry’s Orange Rush (From Box Set) | $3.00 |
| Cruz Pedregon Habañero Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Cool Cayenne Pepper Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Hurtin’ Habañero Sauce | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Hurtin’ Jalapeño Sauce Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce II | $3.00 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Insanity Sauce Private Reserve 1999, #5843 | $60.00 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Roasted Garlic Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Roasted Pepper Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Scotch Bonnet Pepper Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Temporary Insanity Hot Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Total Insanity | $3.00 |
| Dave’s Gourmet Ultimate Insanity Sauce | $4.50 |
| Dead Heat Limited Edition Hot Sauce, #799 | $8.00 |
| Down Island Traders Grand Anse #5 Pepper Sauce | $4.00 |
| East Armegeddon Post Apocalyptic Hot Sauce | $4.50 |
| East Armegeddon Pre Apocalyptic Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| ENwRONg Shredded Sauce | $3.00 |
| Exorcist | $4.50 |
| Fiery Fart Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Fiery Fuck | $2.50 |
| Fifi’s Nasty Little Secret Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Fig’s One Drop | $4.50 |
| Flambeaux Rouge Mardi Gras Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Flaming Coon Ass Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Flaming Fart | $2.50 |
| Flyin’ Fish Fire Barbados Seafood Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Galena Blasting Sauce | $3.50 |
| Galena Fucowee Indians Pow Wow | $2.50 |
| Gator Bite Green Habeñero Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Gator Squeezins | $2.50 |
| Gecko Gary’s | $3.50 |
| Georgia Peach and Vidalia Onion | $3.50 |
| Goin’ Bananas Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Great Red Shark Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Great White Shark Predator Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Hawaii - Big Island Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Kauai Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Lanai Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Maui Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Molokai Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Oahu Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Hawaii - Red Shark Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Hooters Hot Sauce | $1.00 |
| Hot Dinosaur Snot | $2.50 |
| Hot Licks Spicy Red | $3.00 |
| Hot ’N Horny Scorching Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Hot Pricks Prickly Pear Cactus Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Hot Sauce From Hell | $2.50 |
| Hot Sauce From Hell Devil’s Revenge | $2.50 |
| Howl - It’s a Scream | $2.50 |
| Iguana Deuces Bold Gold Habanero Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Deuces Rockin’ Red Habanero Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Deuces Vicious Verde Jalapeño Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Habañero Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Island Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Jalapeño Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Radioactive Atomic Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Red Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Iguana Smoky Chipotlé Pepper Sauce | $2.00 |
| Joe Perry’s Rock Your World Boneyard Brew Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Jump Up and Kiss Me Chilpoltle Sauce | $2.50 |
| Kaitaia Fire | $4.00 |
| Kentucky Firecracker | $3.00 |
| Kick Yo Ass Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Last Laugh Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Louisiana Perfect Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Mad Cat Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Mad Dog 357 | $5.00 |
| Mad Dog’s Revenge Habañero & Chile Extract | $10.00 |
| Mardi Gras Habeñero Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Matouk’s Hot Flambeauo Sauce | $3.00 |
| Megasoreass | $2.50 |
| Melinda’s Original Habañero Pepper Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Mo Hotta Mo Betta Psycho Sauce | $3.00 |
| Mojo Chipotle Garlic Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Mongo Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Monica’s Down on Your Knees | $20.00 |
| Nuclear Nipples | $4.00 |
| Nurse Nan Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Old Fart | $2.50 |
| Old New Orleans Spice Exchange | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, 99% Pure Habañero Paste | $3.00 |
| Original Juan, Batch #112 Jalapeno Harissa | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, Batch #114 Jamaican Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, Batch #164 Honey Cayenne | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, Batch #218 Garlic Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, Batch #37 Louisiana Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Original Juan, Da’ Bomb Ground Zero | $5.00 |
| Original Juan, Da’ Bomb The Final Answer | $40.00 |
| Original Juan, Pain 100% Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Original Juan, Pain 85% Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Original Juan, Pain 95% Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Original Juan, The Source Hot Sauce | $90.00 |
| Original Juan, Xtreme Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Panola Clearly Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Panola Vampfire | $2.00 |
| Pete’s Fuck Off And Die Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Peppers, Blow It Out Your Ass | $3.00 |
| Peppers, Hot As Shit | $3.00 |
| Peppers, No Shit! This is Hot | $3.00 |
| Peppers, Pick This | $3.00 |
| Peppers, Taste the Evil Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Peppers, This Baby Is Hot | $3.00 |
| Peppers, Tighty Whitey Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Pepperheads May the Sauce Be With You | $2.00 |
| Pikin Hot Piquin Sauce | $2.50 |
| Pleasure & Pain XXX Rated Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Poots Peppa Sauce - The Cat MeoWW! | $2.50 |
| Primo’s Gourmet Food Co. Habañero Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Professor Flash Point | $2.50 |
| Professor Payne Indeass’s Anal Angst | $3.50 |
| Professor Payne Indeass’s Butt Pucker | $3.50 |
| Professor Payne Indeass’s Flamin’ Flatulence | $3.50 |
| Professor Payne Indeass’s Sphincter Shrinker | $3.00 |
| Professor Payne Indeass’s Wimp Retardant | $3.50 |
| Pure Cap | $10.00 |
| Pure Hell Hot Sauce | $4.00 |
| Pure Poison Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Quest for Fire, XXX Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Raw Heat Vintage 69 | $2.50 |
| Rectal Rocket Fuel | $3.50 |
| Red Lightnin’ Habañero Squeezins | $3.00 |
| Red Rectum | $3.00 |
| Red Rupture Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Rhino Peri Peri Pepper Sauce | $5.00 |
| Robert Rothschild Hot Raspberry Thunder Sauce | $3.50 |
| Rocket Fire Ballistic Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Rocket Fire Chipotle Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Rocket Fire Habañero Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Santa Sauce | $3.00 |
| Screaming Sphincter Cayenne Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Screaming Sphincter Garlic Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Seasoned Greetings Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| She Got Your Balls Chipotle Sauce | $3.50 |
| Skull Blaster Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Smack My Ass & Call Me Sally Habañero Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Smack My Ass and Call Me Sally - The Slap Heard Around the World Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Smart Ass Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Southwest Specialty Food’s Pure Cayenne | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food’s Pure Habanero | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food’s Pure Jalapeno | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Snake Bite Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Three Banditos Salsa Habanero | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Three Banditos Salsa Olivos | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Three Banditos Salsa Verde | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Whoopin’ Ass Chipotle Fire Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Whoopin’ Ass Hickory Heat Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Southwest Specialty Food, Whoopin’ Ass Smokin’ Mesquite Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Spontaneous Combustion Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Squirt - No Pain, No Pleasure XX Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| Submission Hot Sauce | $5.00 |
| Suck N Duck Hot Sauce | $3.50 |
| Sunny Caribbee 2 Pack/Hot Sauce Basket | $10.00 |
| Sunny Caribbee West Indian Rum Peppers | $6.00 |
| Suzie’s Sauces, Suzie’s Brew | $3.00 |
| Swamp Fire Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Tabasco Galic Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.00 |
| Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.00 |
| Tabasco Habeñero Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.00 |
| Tabasco Miniatures - Green | $2.00 |
| Tabasco Miniatures - Red | $2.00 |
| Tabasco Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.00 |
| Tejas Tears Habañero Pepper Sauce, w/ Original Clear Plastic Label | $6.00 |
| The Pepper Plant, Habaneros - Extra Hot | $3.50 |
| The Sauce that Killed Kenny | $3.50 |
| The Thing Hot Sauce, Fear the Fire | $2.50 |
| The Thing Hot Sauce, The Ultimate Heat | $2.50 |
| Throw Me Something Hot Mister | $4.00 |
| Tibetan Dead Hot Sauce w/ Tibetan Book of the Dead | $15.00 |
| Toad Sweat Dessert Hot Sauce Mini 4 Pack | $4.00 |
| Toe-Tally Gator Mustard Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Tonya Hot Sauce, Purchased Prior to Lawsuit | $2.50 |
| Tri-Pepper Hot Suace | $4.00 |
| Ultimate Burn Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| United We Stand | $3.00 |
| Venom Xtreme | $3.50 |
| Vicious Viper | $3.50 |
| Virginia Gentleman | $3.00 |
| Weed Killer Hot Sauce | $3.00 |
| Weitchpec Chile Co. - Hot Habanero Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Weitchpec Chile Co. - Humboldt Green Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| Weitchpec Chile Co. - Klamath River Red Pepper Sauce (Crate Set) | $2.50 |
| West Indies Creole Hot Pepper Sauce | $3.00 |
| Whoa! Super Charged Jalapeño Sauce | $3.00 |
| Wild Blue Yonder Blueberry Hot Sauce | $2.50 |
| XXTreme Damage | $2.50 |
| YEEOOW! Super Charged Habañero Sauce | $3.00 |
| Zulu Fire Sauce | $5.00 |